Best Liberal Scream Ever


Best liberal scream. Ever.
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With the Obama presidency ending, we see the forces of evil and chaos shrinking and the forces of restoration rising to the occasion. Many movies come to mind to symbolize this. My favorite is the end of the Return of the King where Sauron's Tower of Barad-Dur, deprived of the power of the ring (the Presidency), slowly collapses. The giant glowing eye of Sauron, mounted on top of the tower, shifts left and right helplessly as it realizes that its power is ending, much as Obama must be feeling now. Then, finally, the eye of evil bursts, blowing the entire tower of evil to pieces.
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A young woman in Pakistan married a man her family didn't approve of. She stayed away from her family because she had the silly fear her family might try to harm her. What was there to fear? Silly girl!
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If Obama had a son, would he have looked like Chelsea Manning?


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What kind of men sign up for the women's march on Washington?


There's going to be a women's march on Washington for all those who were "with her!" and not "with him!". Most of the attendees will be hardcore feminist women, but some men are attending as well:
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The media has given up even pretending to report facts about Donald Trump anymore, openly admitting that their latest report about Donald Trump and Russian prostitutes is not backed up by any evidence. Have you ever before seen the New York Times or Washington Post publish a piece which they admit is unsubstantiated? No? Then why publish it?
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When did Russia convince you to vote for Donald Trump?


Like most readers, I was a strong supporter of Hillary Clinton until I fell for the propaganda coming out of Russia that convinced me to switch my support to Donald Trump. It was the steady stream of false news from Russia that fooled me into switching my vote, and I suspect it was the same for a lot of people. Below are some of the most widely distributed false stories peddled by Russia either anti-Hillary or pro-Trump that I suspect moved the most votes:
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