Starbucks' new homeless policy doesn't pass the smell test


When Starbucks announced that anyone could sit in their cafes without buying anything, everyone realized that this was an open invitation to the homeless... except, incredibly, the senior management at Starbucks. Now Starbucks has amended its new policy to say that while everyone is welcome at Starbucks, even if they don't buy anything, that customers are not allowed to sleep or take narcotics in Starbucks cafes.
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Trump demands NASA stop wasting money on the international space station


President Trump plans to cut off funding to the international space station by 2025. Many people do not even know there is an international space station, because it is so rarely in the news, but it has cost more than $100 billion dollars to build and support.
What follows is a complete list of the most important discoveries of the space station over the past 20 years:

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Starbucks decides to turn its cafes into homeless shelters


When people go into a Starbucks, often the first thing they smell is roasting coffee. That's about to change. Starbucks, stung by phony charges of racism when two black men were arrested for camping out in a Starbucks without making a purchase, has changed its official policies.
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China using conversion therapy to turn radical muslims into happy communists


Is being a radical Islamist something you are born with, or a disease that can be cured? China is betting on the latter, which is why it sends radical muslims to brainwashing camps to wash away all their "Muslimness"... and turn them into happy communists!
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If you see something, say something (unless they're black)


There has been a spate of articles recently about white people calling the police against black people who were apparently doing nothing wrong, like sleeping in a common room in Yale, urinating in Starbucks, shopping at Nordstrom Rack, and playing on a golf course.
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Denny's reassures disguised men of access to women's bathrooms


In 21st century America, if a woman complains about a man in a Denny's women's restroom, who gets the blame, the man, or the woman? Unfortunately, we all know the answer:
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Star Wars' Lando Calrissian is now officially attracted to women, men, and droids


The Star Wars character Lando Calrissian, who started his existence as a token minority in The Empire Strikes Back when people complained to George Lucas about the lack of black people in Star Wars, has now become a minority of a different kind: a pansexual. That means he's attracted to every kind of man, women, and object in the known universe.
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Conservatives should support Net Neutrality


Conservatives have a knee-jerk dislike for government regulation. And most times, they're right. A free market system is impaired rather than enhanced by rules imposed by politics.
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"Palestinians" sacrificing babies to score PR points


Just when you think the so-called Palestinians (Arabs living in Gaza and Judea and Samaria) can't go any lower, they manage to outdo themselves with utter vileness, sacrificing babies for their cause. For weeks Gazans have attempted to storm the border with Israel. They say they want to return to their "ancestral homes", even though most of them have been born in Gaza. What they really mean is that they want to destroy Israel and drive the Jews into the sea.
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Alaska extremely worried that climate change will bring warmer temperatures


What's the very worst thing you can imagine happening to Alaska? If you're a liberal, you fear warm weather! That's right, the liberals who run Alaska (the governor is a "former Republican" and the Lt. Governor is a "current Democrat"), are worried that Alaska, with its subzero temperatures, may be getting warmer.
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