Man in drag is proud speaker at Democrat convention


A man dressed as a woman was a speaker at the Democratic National Convention. He talked about how great it was to pretend to be a woman while having a penis. He even worked in the White House so perhaps he got to share a bathroom with Michelle Obama.
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Marissa Mayer, who was hired to turn Yahoo around, has just sold Yahoo's assets in a fire sale for $4.8 billion dollars to Verizon, a mockery of a company which once had a valuation of $140 billion dollars. But we've also just learned that for her expertise Mayer will be collectively paid about $220 million for her efforts in the past four years. That's about 5% of the value of Yahoo!
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Visitors to the Democratic National Convention are getting a bunch of free gifts--including a copy of the constitution!
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Germany needs ban on "assault style" Muslim immigrants


In the wake of the latest massacre committed by Muslims, this time in Munich, Germany, Germany has to come to grips with the fact that while it has very strict gun control laws, it has very lax Muslim control laws. That's why Germany needs to consider bans on "assault style" Muslim immigrants instead of typical immigrants. One may say that it is hard to distinguish one from the other, but if we can distinguish "assault style" rifles from regular rifles, surely we can also distinguish assault style Muslims from regular ones, right?
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Dumb Donald again accuses Cruz's father of killing John F. Kennedy


Now that the nomination process is over, Dumb Donald is taking aim at his main enemy: Ted Cruz. That's right. He no longer has any need to attack Cruz, but once again repeated the preposterous lie that Cruz's father was involved in the assassination of John F. Kennedy.
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Roger Ailes, serial molester of conservatives, steps down from Fox News


Roger Ailes has resigned from Fox News in lights of reports that he has repeatedly molested conservatives over several decades.
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Dumb Donald learns actions have consequences


For months Dumb Donald ripped into his opponents with highly personal attacks. He attacked Ted Cruz's wife as ugly, tweeting an unflattering photo of her. He even implied Cruz's father was involved in assassinating John F. Kennedy. He called Ted Cruz "Lyin Ted" a million times, and even after Cruz withdrew laughed at him by calling him Lyin Ted yet again, sneering, "Well, I guess I can't call him Lyin Ted anymore!". Trump thought he was really funny at the time. Well, he isn't laughing now.
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