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Kentucky clerk Kim Davis was jailed for refusing to issue marriage licenses to homosexuals, citing her deep religious beliefs in objection. But since five justices of the Supreme Court have decided that homosexual marriage will be the law of the land, Davis has been jailed for her refusal to obey.
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Jeb: People concerned about border security are racist dogs


Jeb Bush has said that Donald Trump's appeals to combat illegal immigration are akin to someone using a "dog whistle".
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Bush says that the "reality" is that immigrants and illegals speak English


Jeb Bush has a very odd sense of reality. In his reality, illegals are virtuous and never do wrong.... and now they all speak English.
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Greed of illegal alien parents doomed drowned Syrian children


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Jeb Bush has his own "I can see Russia from my window" moment


Sarah Palin was ridiculed for claiming foreign policy experience and saying "I can even see Russia from my window!" (which in fact she never said--Tina Fey said it while impersonating her). Well, now Jeb Bush has his own "I can see Mexico from my window moment" because in an interview he asserts that he was "border state" governor.
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Trump asks Jeb to "press one" for English


When I wrote yesterday how Jeb calling himself a conservative while campaigning in Spanish was rather odd, evidently I wasn't the only one having that thought. Now Donald Trump has come out and challenged Bush to campaign in English while campaigning for the presidency of America, which, you know, is an English speaking country.
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Will Jeb Bush sign a loyalty pledge to actively support the GOP nominee?


Since attention is being focused on whether Donald Trump will sign a loyalty pledge, what about Jeb Bush? Bush would never run a third party candidacy, but like many establishment Republicans, he might pay lip service to endorsing the nominee and then disappear from the scene. Or worse, he might furtively encourage his supporters to give money to Hillary.
Sounds far fetched? That's exactly what happened in Virginia when Ken Cuccinelli was nominated for governor by Republicans after beating a RINO for the nomination; in retaliation, establishment Republicans sat on their hands and even gave money and support to the Democratic nominee, Terry McAuliffe, who is now the governor of Virginia.

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Every so often you will see articles warning that some species is going extinct. And usually it's not really a species--you never hear about "leopards" going extinct, usually it's "purple dotted left handed bisexual Nepalese leopards" or some subvariety. We are assured they are going extinct because fewer have been seen recently.
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Nikki Haley aligns herself with Lindsey Graham wing of S.C. GOP


I first became suspicious of South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley when Mitt Romney came to South Carolina and serenaded her with "Happy Birthday to You" while Nikki stood there blushing and preening herself like a teenager on a first date. Not knowing very much about her politics, I didn't think anything more of it, until today, when Haley attacked Donald Trump.
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