Democrats lost in Maryland after promoting "rain tax"


You may wonder how the Republican, Hogan, won the race for governorship in the People's Proletarian State of Maryland. Well, there are a number of reasons, but one may be that people were dissatisfied with the rain tax. Everyone who had solid surfaces on their property, like driveways and parking lots, got taxed for it.


Why tax water that isn't absorbed into the ground? Because if it doesn't go into the ground, it becomes "polluted" and then it goes into the sewers and into the sea. Rainwater naturally going from land to sea is a terrible, terrible pollution source, according to liberals. And it's also a great way to tax people! If the Democrat had won, do you think he would have passed a tax on breathing (because, after all, when we exhale we produce greenhouse gases, right?) (libtards at Vox)

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Obama taking credit for pulling out and reinserting troops into Iraq


President Obama is sending 1,500 more troops into Iraq to "train" the Iraqi troops (good luck with that!). But Obama being Obama, how do you think he will mess this one up? (NySlimes)
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Army apologizes for using word "Negro"; NAACP still shamefully racist


The US Army apologized for using the word "Negro" in some of its internal documents. Meanwhile, the United Negro College Fund STILL continues in its racist ways. and the NAACP, the National Association for the Advancement of COLORED PEOPLE, still uses shameful racist terms. (NYSlimes)
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Obama writing secret love letters to Iran's Ayatollah Khamenei


Obama has been writing letters to Iran's Ayatollah talking about the need to cooperate and work together against the Islamic State, conveniently downplaying that minor developing nuclear weapons thing that Iran has been persistently doing. What kind of mash notes do you think Obama is sending the Ayatollah? (WSJ)
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Iran punishing dog owners with 74 lashes


The Iranian "parliament" is considering a bill which would punish dog owners with 74 lashes. Do you think the mullahs are worried that sexy poodles and Pomeranians walking the streets without black sheets covering them will corrupt the morals of young Iranian men?
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US Troops Suffered Chemical Weapons Attacks in Iraq


US Soldiers suffered chemical weapons attacks in Iraq, but were told to be quiet about it. After all, we were told that Bush lied about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, that it was all a war about oil. If the the truth came out about chemical weapons, what would leftists think?
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Gitmo terrorists being released in "Parole Board" Style hearings


President Obama is ordering more terrorists released from Guantanamo Bay under new "Parole Board" style hearings. This article in the NYSlimes claims that those released are not going back to fight us again, but we know that like most things in that newspaper, that that is a lie. Many have returned to attack and kill US soldiers.
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Britian sending trainers to teach Iraqi army how to run away


Britain is sending soldiers to train the much feared Iraqi army. This is the same Iraqi army who, when they saw a half dozen ISIS guys in pickup trucks, dropped all their weapons and ran away, leaving guns, ammunitions, rpgs, humvees and other equipment behind. What do you think the British soldiers will teach the Iraqis?
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Here's an idea for a National Endowment for the Arts Grant


A very interesting art exhibit went on display in Moscow showing Russian President Vladimir Putin interacting with President Obama, who, given his social progressiveness, was often depicted as a transgendered individual.
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Why is the democratic party so hostile to whites?


In passing in an article about the defeats in the South during the midterm elections, the NYSlimes mentions the astonishing fact that about 75% of white people voted against the Democrats. (70% of white college graduates, and 80% who had not been brainwashed by liberal college professors). 75% That's a huge number! The media always bashes Republicans for not attracting enough black votes. They must be racist! But how come no one ever criticizes the Democrats as racist for not attracting enough white votes?
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California releasing drug addicts, rapists and gun felons from jail


With the passage of Prop 147, California has basically decriminalized drug addicts, people who use the date rape drug, and people who steal guns. The leftists at http://fivethirtyeight.com are overjoyed at the number of prison beds that will be freed under this initiative. Hooray! Empty prisons!
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