Which candidate would you most like a drink with?



1) Which candidate would you most like a drink with?
I'd like a drink with Donald Trump. Although he'd probably say, "I'm going to have a drink with you! It's going to be the best drink you've ever had! And you're going to pay for it!"

2) Which candidate would you most like to go swimming in shark infested waters with?

Chris Christie.

3) Which candidate would you not entrust with a piece of rope made of hemp?
Rand Paul. He strikes me as a mountain climber type, I would bet he would take my rope and make use of it getting high up a mountain.

4) Which candidate would be best suited to play Lindsey Graham in a Lifetime women's channel biopic?

Lindsey Graham.

5) Which candidate would be best suited to do brain surgery on a Nazi?
Ben Carson. I trust he would do the right thing.

6) Which candidate would be best suited for the TV Show "Survivor"?
Bobby Jindal. He would never be voted off the island because no one would know he is there.

7) A patient wakes up in a hospital with amnesia from the past ten years, realizes he is running for president, but doesn't know why. Which candidate is perfect for this role?
George Pataki.

8) If they were to remake "I love Lucy", which candidate would be best suited for playing Lucy?
Jeb Bush.

9) Your plane crash lands in the desert, and you have only one canteen full of water. Which candidate do you trust with it?

Marco Rubio

10) Which candidate would you trust most with your wallet?
Donald Trump. When you gave it back, you'd even find a note in it which read, "You don't have enough worth stealing."

11) Who would you trust to go trick or treating with your children on Halloween?
Carly Fiorina. She strikes me as being very good with kids.

12) Which candidate would you most like to fight Al Qaeda in Afghanistan with?
Ben Carson. Even after you ran out of ammo, guns couldn't stop him.

13) Which candidate would be the worst astronaut to go to Mars with?

Jeb Bush. Once you got there, he'd look for locals to bring home.



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