Have you seen the Cruz & Trump Star Wars videos?



Two Star Wars videos are circulating around the internet, one featuring Ted Cruz and one featuring Donald Trump.

The first, promoted on Ted Cruz's twitter feed, takes the audio from the trailer for The Force Awakens and matches it to political footage. It really gets going at the 40 second mark, where the artificially low voice of the villain, Kylo Ren, says, "Nothing will stand in our way" as Hillary Clinton gets off a plane and then showing video of Obama with the deep voice saying "I will finish what you started". Then the video cuts to footage of President Reagan, and a woman's voice says, "There are stories of what happened", and a very old sounding Han Solo says, "It's true. All of it," as Reagan wins the cold war in the foreground. Then inspiring Jedi music is played while Ted Cruz campaigns.

Ted Cruz is a big Star Wars fan. You can see him here, at the 45 second mark, doing a very credible Yoda "There is no try, only do" impression, as well as a very lame Darth Vader voice at the 55 second mark.


The Donald Trump video wasn't exactly produced by the Trump campaign. In fact, it's a parody, a very funny one. Called Darth Trump, it shows footage from the first Star Wars film where Donald Trump's voice is dubbed over Darth Vader's. The parody opens with Darth Vader, in Trump's voice, telling stormtroopers who have just slaughtered Princess Leia's crew how popular and well liked he is and how he employs so many people. Then at the 3 minute mark he stands on the bridge of a Star Destroyer and boasts to Admiral Ozzal that he is "more militaristic than anyone in this room, I love war, in a certain way... (and then he turns sharply to one of his generals)... but only when we win."

Later, when confronting Luke Skywalker on the edge of a precipice in Cloud City, you can hear Trump screaming, "I hit someone in the face with a padlock! Then I tried to stab a friend of mine whose name was Bob! He was a friend, but now he's a member of my family" all the while Luke shakes his head and goes "No... no... that's not possible!"

Later, he is walking with the Emperor on the second Death Star in front of rows and rows of stormtroopers, and Trump says, "The last poll you saw came out we're leading... I think it's all about competence, it's about leadership... I get along with everybody" he says, as you see him marching past rows of perfectly still soldiers.



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