Can you help us find Germany's missing 600,000 Muslim refugees?



Germany has a small problem. Somehow, it's lost track of 600,000 Muslim refugees.

The German government is unable to say where more than half of the one million asylum seekers allowed into the country have ended up, MailOnline can exclusively reveal.

Government statistics show that Germany registered 1.1million applications by the end of last year under its EASY system, which does not record much more than an applicant's country of origin.

Maybe the EASY system is just a little too EASY.

All those refugees roaming around, unsupervised, should not pose any public safety risk. Unless some are terrorists. Or rapists.

Can we help Germany find their missing refugees?

Here are some places to start looking!

1) Lurking right outside the homes of cartoonists

2) Shopping in Jewish Supermarkets

3) At the entrances of the most crowded theaters

4) Wherever crowds of young women can be found

5) In a workplace (ha ha, just kidding!)

6) In a nude beach (hiding out in the open)

Where would you look to find these refugees?



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