Carly, vowing to fight on, gives up a few hours later


Right after she lost the New Hampshire primary, Carly Fiorina gave a rousing speech

"Tonight will be the first of many times you hear me say... Stand with me! Fight with me! Vote for me!"

The following morning, she quit in an online statement.

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I'm confused by that. She lost the NH primary, vows to fight on, but a few hours later changes her mind? Did she only have one speech prepared, expecting victory?

I think there is a much simpler explanation: Carly didn't want the humiliation of ending her campaign in front of her supporters. So she put on a show for them and quit by email a few hours later. It was much better than Iowa, where she (and apparently no one) even showed up at the rented room for her victory party!

So what made Carly Fiorina think she was qualified to run for President? As far as I can tell:

1) She was a woman

2) She had run a large company and been fired from it

3) She had run for senate in California and lost

4) She was a woman (see #1)

Fiorina was an extreme phony, even by politician standards. She ran as a moderate in her California race and now all of a sudden she was this great conservative. She even changed her appearance; formerly, she had a short, hard-edged masculine 'do, but to soften her image she grew her hair out, straightened and shellacked it and got a Hillary hairdo to make herself look feminine. But she always had that snarl on her face, like a character actor who only plays evil parts. I remember how in the last debate she was in she wore this giant cross on her neck, as she all of a sudden became a super-Christian.

That didn't help. Her mannerisms when she talked also didn't help. She talked in a very patronizing way, her head artificially bobbing from left to right as she spoke down to the audience, like a bobblehead.

She was a thoroughly unpleasant woman who won't be missed.

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