Marco Rubio warns that robots may take our jobs... including the presidency?



Marco Rubio is warning that the robots are taking over.

If the Department of Labor continues to make it difficult for companies to hire American workers,

Rubio warned, robots would take over key jobs in the economy.
“You joke about robots, let me tell you what all these rules are going to do, they’re going to accelerate pace of automation,” Rubio said, referring to the increased amount of job losses through automated machines.

“Maybe you can’t do that in a management position … but maybe you can,” he warned.

What is Rubio trying to say? What kind of management position is Rubio talking about? Could it be... the Presidency? Is Rubio trying to tell us that a robot could be elected President? If so, is he warning us about himself?

If Rubio were elected President, do you think he give the same kind of superficial press conferences like he does now, reciting chunks of memorized speech without being able to understand what he is saying? Do you think he would have a meltdown if asked an original question he wasn't programmed for?

Also, do you think continuing to talk about robots enhances his candidacy? Did someone program him to keep talking about this subject? Or do you think he's been implanted with a sabotaging computer virus?



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Welfare rolls in North Carolina drop 55% after drug testing


North Carolina has started mandatory drug testing for a small percentage of its welfare rolls. Within that small percentage who were tested, about 22% tested positive for illegal drugs. But that's not the big story; nearly half refused to show up for drug testing, and as a result lost welfare. The real number is that about 55% either failed drug tests or failed to show up for drug testing and lost welfare.
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In a brokered convention, would the establishment get behind Trump or Cruz?


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I would never call Donald Trump a Pussy, but...


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When required to work, most welfare recipients vanish


New rules are requiring welfare recipients to work at least a few hours a week. As a result, welfare rolls are virtually disappearing as people don't show up for work:
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