The secret joke behind Sam Brownback's endorsement of Marco Rubio


Governor Sam Brownback of Kansas endorsed Marco Rubio for President.

But you have to know about San Brownback's past history as a US Senator to get the joke.

In 2007 there was a vote on George Bush's amnesty bill. Here's what Brownback did:

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When voting began Thursday on whether to advance President Bush's immigration bill, Kansas Sen. Sam Brownback was among the first lawmakers to vote "yes."

About 10 minutes later, Brownback switched his vote to "no."

But don't bother accusing the Republican presidential hopeful of flip-flopping - he says he did it on purpose.

"I wanted to signal that I support comprehensive immigration reform, but now is not the time, this is not the bill," Brownback said.

Brownback explained that his "yes" vote initially was to "showcase" that reform is needed. The switch to "no" was because he didn't think this was the right way to do it.

Spokesman Brian Hart confirmed that Brownback planned the switch all along, ever mindful that presidential candidates face a tough time explaining vote switches.

No wonder Brownback endorsed Rubio! When it comes to illegal immigration and amnesty, he is just like Rubio! First he supports it, then he doesn't, then who knows? I think Brownback and Rubio both have the same multiple positions on amnesty for illegal aliens.

The irony is that Brownback, who is otherwise a solid fiscal and social conservative, is a squish when it comes to illegal immigration. Not at all surprised he's a Rubio supporter.



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