Marco Rubio says Donald Trump's penis is too small to be president


Marco Rubio says that Donald Trump's penis is too small to allow him to be an effective president.

“He’s always calling me ‘Little Marco’ … and I’ll admit he’s taller than me, he’s 6’2″ which is why I don’t understand why he has hands the size of someone who’s 5’2″. Have you seen his hands? You know what they say about men with small hands,” Rubio said

Rubio also commented on Trump's spray tan

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“He doesn’t sweat because his pours are clogged from the spray tan that he uses,” he said. “Donald is not going to make America great, he is going to make America orange!”

“[It’s] amazing to me that the guy with the worst spray tan in America is attacking me for putting on makeup,” Rubio said. “Donald Trump likes to sue people, he should sue whoever did that to his face.”

“This is part of the clown act. This is what happens when someone is caught, like Donald Trump has been, as a con artist,” he said on Fox News Sunday.

I'm glad that Rubio is exposing this clown act, with one of his own.



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