Liberals outraged that Whole Foods selling prepeeled oranges


Liberals are enraged that Whole Foods is selling pre-peeled oranges in plastic containers.

Whole Foods listened to the numerous furious Internet users Thursday by removing pre-peeled oranges packed in plastic containers from stores.

The backlash began after Nathalie Gordon shared a photo of the fruit in a California Whole Foods on her Twitter page with the caption “If only nature would find a way to cover these oranges so we didn't need to waste so much plastic on them.”

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I wonder if Nathalie (obnoxious feminist name) cares about the high price of food at Whole Foods. Probably not. She's just worried about the plastic container.

This retard (if I may call her a retard) doesn't realize that

a) We have enough petroleum to produce enough plastic for thousands of years.

b) 97% of the land mass of the earth is empty. Completely empty. We have enough landfill space for hundreds of thousands, if not millions of years.

She's worried about an inconsequential things when real things, like the high price of food, totally escape her attention. She doesn't mind paying a dollar for an orange. But she wants to shut down the choice of convenience of others who maybe don't want to take on the job of peeling a messy fruit on their own. Don't worry, environmental authoritarianism won this round!

Just three hours later, Whole Foods responded, admitting to Gordon that the decision to peel the oranges was a “mistake.”

“Definitely our mistake,” @WholeFoods tweeted. “These have been pulled

Definitely their mistake, for crossing the ignorant enviromental nutjobs.



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