Whole Foods using solar power so it can charge $5 for a banana


Whole Foods is going to use more solar panels to power its supermarkets... because it's so GOOOOOD for the ENVIRO-MENT.....

Things at Whole Foods are about to get even greener.

The grocery chain plans to install as many as 100 rooftop solar systems, mainly through the power provider NRG Energy, on nearly a quarter of its stores and distribution centers, the companies said on Tuesday.

Solar energy is in keeping with the Whole Foods image but it will also save the company money, because the solar providers can offer electricity at prices below what the stores and centers would normally pay utilities.

That's a lie. Solar power is many times more expensive than conventional power. The supermarket will have to pass on this faddish devotion on in the form of higher prices. $3 bananas will become $5 bananas. $5 oranges will become $8 oranges. If there are subsidies to compensate for this, it will still come out of the pocket of you, the taxpayer.

The installations, which will range from five to 200 times the size of a typical home array, are attractive,

How are enormous solar panels attractive? Only in the mind of a liberal.

This is not about saving money. It won't. It will cost money, whether Whole Foods or ultimately you, the taxpayer. It's really about doing something faddish to show a "commitment to being green" in the hopes that this political act of devotion will get more customers.

It might even work, as (retarded) lefty consumers are more interests in being "environmentally green" then in buying a banana for under a dollar.



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