Canada decides that 50% of directors must be sexy women



Canada has decided that 50% of TV and movie directors must be sexy women.

All right, they don't have to be sexy. And this is only in reference to films financed by the Canadian government.

But still, it's outrageous that Canada is deciding that half the films it funds must be made by women. Why? Does Canada also mandate that half of all teachers be men? Or half of all yoga instructors and nurses?

If they are going to arbitrarily decide that half need to be women need to be half of all directors, what percentage of those women have to be sexy? Do 50% of those have to be blonde? What percentage have to be pregnant? Surely some should be pregnant, right?

And some should be sterile. And, if you want to be truly hip, some of those women should also have penises, right?

The most preposterous thing about all this is that Canadian taxpayer money is used to fund films. This is what we get when government decides winners and losers.

"Today, I’m making a firm, ongoing commitment to full gender parity, which I hope will help to lead the way for the industry as a whole," NFB head Claude Joli-Coeur said in a statement. The public filmmaker backs auteur documentaries, animation, digital projects and feature films by homegrown filmmakers.

I think Claude should make an example of himself and quit so a sexy woman can take his job.



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