Atlantic City threatens to shut down for three weeks; will anyone notice?



Atlantic City says it's run out of money, and so will be shutting down for a few weeks!

The mayor of Atlantic City, New Jersey, says the resort town's dismal finances will force a weekslong shutdown of nonessential government services next month if the city doesn't get state aid.

Republican Don Guardian said Monday the shutdown would start April 8 and likely last until at least May 2, when quarterly tax revenue is set to arrive. Police, fire and sanitation workers would continue to perform their jobs without pay but would be paid when the tax money comes in.

If police, fire, and sanitation workers will continue to be on the job, who will even notice? All that leaves are school teachers. Really, what other functions of city government are essential? They should shut down the rest of the city government permanently!

The city's tax base has contracted since four of its 12 casinos closed.

The city only has eight large casinos to drain tax money from, not 12! What a hardship! But wait, how do other towns which have zero casinos cope? I would think a town with 8 casinos could cope quite well by comparison.

Atlantic City is used to spending wildly because of their 12 casinos. Now that they have to cut back a little, but still with a revenue base other towns could only dream of, they are crying they are out of money.

How sad.

Or not.









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