Donald Trump's Pecker accused of sticking it to Cruz


The National Enquirer has accused Ted Cruz of having affairs with five women not his wife. It turns out the Enquirer's CEO is a man named David Pecker. Pecker is reportedly very close to Donald Trump.

Cruz has accused Trump of being behind the accusations, saying in essence that Trump is using Pecker to stick it to him.

That's all I wanted to say.



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Men who are mirrors are barred from womens' dressing rooms


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