Liberals say global warming forcing people to eat excrement


According to liberals, global warming is causing people to eat and drink excrement:

The global water crisis has become more dire now that climate change is threatening the drinkability of water, even that which comes from reliable sources.

New testing procedures have found that 1.8 billion people may be imbibing water contaminated by E.coli, which means there are traces of fecal matter in it, according to UNICEF.

Click here to see the rest of this article
Climate change is believed to be one of the main contributors to such pollution due to its link to an increase in flooding. More flooding means more damage to water and sewage facilities, which spreads feces into water sources. The issue is of particular concern in areas where open defecation is prevalent.

About 1 billion people still defecate in the open, according to the World Health Organization, due to a lack of sanitation facilities or ingrained practices.

Ingesting contaminated water can lead to such debilitating conditions as cholera and diarrheal diseases, which is a leading cause of death in children under 5.

So let's unpack this:

1) There is no global warming. There is no man made global warming, there isn't even any warming any more. Any flooding that occurs is due to natural variations.

2) These 1 billion people who defecate in the open, where do they live? New Hampshire? Canada? England?

I'll bet they are in third world countries. The reason they have no toilets is because they live in socialist countries that don't protect private property rights, that have confiscatory rates of taxes and enormous layers of regulations that prevent businesses from prospering.

It's not global warming that is causing people to eat their excrement. It is socialism. If third world countries permitted businesses to prosper, wealth would increase, and so would funds to build toilets (as well as funds to build homes and a lot of other things). It's as simple as that.



Related articles:
Trump supporters believe in Global Warming

Falsified temperature data shows 2015 hottest year ever

Does global warming cause Islamic terrorism, or does Islamic terrorism cause global warming?





California High Speed rail to link San Jose to nowhere


California has been planning to link Los Angeles and San Francisco with high speed rail. But they are just a little short of money, say, about 40 billion dollars short. So they are going to do the next best thing: to link San Jose to some small towns in California's Central Valley. And it will only cost $21 billion to do!
CONTINUE READING

Related articles:
Washington DC's new "Purple Line" is a train to nowhere

How many lies can you find in a short article about a gas tax increase?

Guess what's missing from the $4 billion dollar redesign of La Guardia Airport?




Trump supporters believe in Global Warming


Guess what? Many Trump supporters believe in global warming:
CONTINUE READING Related articles:
Falsified temperature data shows 2015 hottest year ever

Does global warming cause Islamic terrorism, or does Islamic terrorism cause global warming?

Who is better on global warming, Jeb Bush or Vladimir Putin?



Connecticut wants Yale to pay income taxes!


Shouldn't "The Rich" pay their fair share?
What if you had a guy with 25 billion dollars who wouldn't pay any taxes?

CONTINUE READING Related articles:
Alaska spends like drunken sailors, then whines when times get tough

University of Arizona students demanding free tampons and dental dams

$50,000 a year college tuition a new form of hidden income tax



Donald Trump's Pecker accused of sticking it to Cruz


The National Enquirer has accused Ted Cruz of having affairs with five women not his wife. It turns out the Enquirer's CEO is a man named David Pecker. Pecker is reportedly very close to Donald Trump.
CONTINUE READING Related articles:
Mark Levin does a hysterical parody of Donald Trump interview on Greta

Trump gives long speech about his hands to the WaPo

There's something weird about GOP Presidential polling in California



(Nutty) Libertarians upset with Cruz's plan to patrol Muslim Neighborhoods


Libertarians don't like Ted Cruz's plan to step up law enforcement in Muslim neighborhoods.
CONTINUE READING Related articles:
If our airport security was as good as Israel's, we'd be safe

Maybe it wasn't such a good idea for Idaho to import Islamists

Islamic invasion of Sweden shows need for 2nd Amendment



"Transgendered" Woman molested young girls pretending to be a man


A woman pretending to be a man molested girls as young as 12 years old with a rubber penis, until it was discovered that she was no man at all.
CONTINUE READING Related articles:
Men who are mirrors are barred from womens' dressing rooms

Defence Department official in charge of promoting transvestites resigns

Wachowski "Matrix" brothers now "Matrix" sisters



Scott Walker says Republican nominee will have initials S.W.


Scott Walker, still playing coy about who he wants to be president, floated a rather obvious trial balloon by saying that the nominee could be someone other than Trump or Cruz.
CONTINUE READING Related articles:
Scott Walker still trying to figure out who to endorse for President

Scott Walker pushing bill making it easier to fire bad bureaucrats

Walker pulls out, revealing his flaccid conservatism



Men who are mirrors are barred from womens' dressing rooms


North Carolina passed a law preventing men who say they are women from entering women's locker rooms and bath rooms. I am disturbed by this, not only in how it will affect transgendered women, but also how it will affect Mirrored men, that is, men who believe they were born as dressing room mirrors from birth.
CONTINUE READING Related articles:
Defence Department official in charge of promoting transvestites resigns

Wachowski "Matrix" brothers now "Matrix" sisters

Republican governor protects right of disturbed boys to mingle with naked girls



If our airport security was as good as Israel's, we'd be safe


If Europe, and America, had airport security like they have in Israel, there would be virtually no terrorism.
CONTINUE READING Related articles:
Maybe it wasn't such a good idea for Idaho to import Islamists

Islamic invasion of Sweden shows need for 2nd Amendment

NYT readers tells us how the GOP is worse than ISIS on slave rape



Liberal millionaires begging New York to raise taxes


Liberal millionaires are begging New York State to raise their taxes. Or at least, so it would seem.
CONTINUE READING Related articles:
Bobby Jindal's tax plan is head and shoulders better than Trump's

Bobby Jindal pledged no new taxes, raised taxes, then denied doing it

Democrats lost in Maryland after promoting "rain tax"




Next Page





Search Topic Areas
o Donald Trump
o Best articles
o Abortion
o Economy
o Education
o Environment
o Hairy feminists
o Gay agenda
o Gun control
o Illegal aliens
o Pop culture
o Radical islam
o Republicans
o Reverse Racism
o Ted Cruz
o Transvestite agenda




NewsMachete.com Copyright 2015
Feedback


Who is NewsMachete?

Privacy policy
Search Topic Areas
o Donald Trump
o Best articles
o Abortion
o Economy
o Education
o Environment
o Hairy feminists
o Gay agenda
o Gun control
o Illegal aliens
o Pop culture
o Radical islam
o Republicans
o Reverse Racism
o Ted Cruz
o Transvestite agenda