Space Probe Lands On Comet, And Nothing Learned



The EU sent a probe to land on a comet for the first time! It took pretty pictures, and learned absolutely nothing! The EU, which is flirting with massive continental bankruptcy, joblessness, and unrest, felt it was vital to spend tens of millions of dollars (sorry, euros) to take pictures of the comet. Why do you think this is so?

a) To learn if the rocky surface of the comet looked much like the rocky surface of the moon and mars

b) To show photos of the rocky surface to the unemployed people to make them feel better.

c) To find out what the comet is made of, because if we find that out, the curiousity of astronomers whose salaries we pay will be satisfied.

d) Somethinge else









Introducing "Welfare Tourism"!


Europe has an epidemic of what's called "Welfare Tourism! That's where people from poorer countries wander around to richer countries and find the ones that pay the most welfare! But a German court just ruled that a Romanian woman was not entitled to welfare payments in Germany!
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New York City holding the line on Ebola patients with call center


The government is doing a great job of protecting us from Ebola. Whenever someone comes to America from a country where the Ebola plague is rampant, the government calls them to see how they're feeling.
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Sex Change Operation Recipients Change Minds Afterwards!


Leftists want you to think that "transsexuals", which include people who mutilate their own private parts, are psychologically stable people who should be encouraged to cut off their own parts. Some places like San Francisco even pay for the operations! But what they don't want you to know is that many of them regret it afterwards, like this wo/man:
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Pick the caption!


What else could he be digging there?
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Illegal Immigrants afraid to sign up for Obamacare for fear of deportation!


The LAslimes has an article full of crocodile fears for poor illegal aliens who are afraid to sign up for Obamacare for fear of being deported!
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Enviro NutJobs paying $33 million to remove birds from bridge


San Francisco is having trouble dismantling its old Bay Bridge because a bunch of birds have roosted on it. Instead of doing what comes naturally--dismantling the bridge anyway and letting the birds fly somewhere else--SF is paying $33 million dollars to relocate the birds. Fox News
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Photo caption contest!


What is the best caption for this photo?
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Couple fined for refusing to conduct same sex wedding


A family which hosts weddings on their farm refused to let a lesbian couple marry there because they are religious christians and it goes against their religion. The government has fined them $13,000 for refusing to cooperate, just as it has fined wedding planners, wedding cake bakers, and others. So it seems we must not only be tolerent of gay marriage, we must APPROVE of it and PARTICIPATE in it as well.
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NFL wants to ban the "N Word"


The NFL wants to ban the "N" word! How progressive! The only problem: black players use the word ALL THE TIME and DON'T WANT TO GIVE IT UP!
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California giving college loans to illegal aliens


California is giving college loans to illegal aliens. Since they are here illegally, their family pays no income taxes, so it is up to you and me to fund their education. What else should illegal aliens be allowed to do?
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