ISIS is going on the gold standard!


The Islamic State is going to mint its own gold coins and go on the gold standard!

"Its aim is to stay away from the "tyrant's financial system," ISIS said in a statement. It said it would issue another statement to explain the new currency's exchange rate, and where it can be found.

The currency will include seven coins: two gold, three silver and two copper." (cnn--which no one watches)

We know that President Obama is a big admirer of the Muslim world; do you think he will consider going on the gold standard?

a) Not unless the coins all have his image on them

b) Only if he nationalized all the gold mines in America (for the good of the country, of course)

c) Do you think before he leaves office it would be a good idea to do an inventory in Fort Knox?

d) Something else



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Sliding Oil and Gas Prices Give Americans More Money to Spend


Guess what? America producing more oil=lower oil prices=higher standard of living for Americans! Who would have thought it?
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NYT gushes over cabs that discriminate against men


The NYT gushes over a cab service called "She Taxi" that only has women cab drivers and that only picks up women. If men were so exclusive like that at, say, a golf club, the Times would scream discrimination!
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America's last icebreaker needed because of Global Warming


The NYSlimes complains that America only has one icebreaking ship! Only 1! And the need is greater than ever because of global warming!" More melting means more vessels will be coming within harm's way of ice."
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OId Navy investigated for charging more for fat peoples clothes!


Old Navy is charging more for clothes for fat people! Outrageous! What should be done about this? (Buzzfeed)
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CNN has the lowest ratings since 1991


CNN has the lowest ratings since 1991! Good work, CNN! Keep sprouting that liberal line! Their circulation is like Pravda's after the fall of the Soviet Union. What can CNN do to boost its ratings?
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NUTTY Denmark wants to be 100% windmill and solar by 2050


Denmark wants to have 100% of its energy from windmills and solar by 2050. The only minor problem--no electricity when there is no wind or sun. So they still need oil and gas producting plants.
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Obama makes lopsided global warming treaty with chinese!


In another brilliant move, Obama made an unbalanced global warming treaty with the Chinese.
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Space Probe Lands On Comet, And Nothing Learned


The EU sent a probe to land on a comet for the first time! It took pretty pictures, and learned absolutely nothing! The EU, which is flirting with massive continental bankruptcy, joblessness, and unrest, felt it was vital to spend tens of millions of dollars (sorry, euros) to take pictures of the comet. Why do you think this is so?
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Introducing "Welfare Tourism"!


Europe has an epidemic of what's called "Welfare Tourism! That's where people from poorer countries wander around to richer countries and find the ones that pay the most welfare! But a German court just ruled that a Romanian woman was not entitled to welfare payments in Germany!
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New York City holding the line on Ebola patients with call center


The government is doing a great job of protecting us from Ebola. Whenever someone comes to America from a country where the Ebola plague is rampant, the government calls them to see how they're feeling.
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