Comedy gold: Democrats pass out Constitution at convention



Visitors to the Democratic National Convention are getting a bunch of free gifts--including a copy of the constitution!

This will no doubt be a welcome gift to most delegates who are unfamiliar with the document.

Democrats will be amazed to learn about the first amendment, which guarantees free speech, even if it offends or causes "microaggressions".

They will also learn that the second amendment, which they all assumed guaranteed the right to abortion, actually talks about the right to bear arms, a provision in the constitution most Democrats believe was written in as a joke or in invisible ink.

Democrats will be surprised to learn there is a 9th and 10th amendment, which actually states that there are some powers the Federal Government does not have.

The irony of Democrats, who have ignored or rewritten the constitution to suit them, handing out copies of the original document is truly amazing, as if to say, "Here, have a copy of our founding document, yes, the one we have ignored all these years!"



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