Dumb Donald, behind in the polls, says election will be "rigged"



Dumb Donald's brief lead in the polls after the Republican convention has collapsed, and he is now behind Hillary by a whopping 8 points. Well, that was quick!

Dumb Donald's response? To say that if he loses the election, it will be because the results are "rigged".

Donald Trump, trailing narrowly in presidential polls, has issued a warning to worried Republican voters: The election will be “rigged” against him — and he could lose as a result. “If the election is rigged, I would not be surprised,” he told The Washington Post in an interview Tuesday afternoon.

Dumb Donald cannot possibly conceive of another reason he might lose--because of his toxic personality and lack of core beliefs. And because of his apparent lack of ability to speak better than an sixth grader. Just look at what the Republican presidential candidate said in a rambling interview:

The New York Times is so unfair. I mean they write three, four articles about me a day. No matter how good I do on something, they’ll never write good. They don’t write good. They have people over there, like Maggie Haberman and others, they don’t — they don’t write good,” he said. "They don’t know how to write good.”

They don't write well, Dumb Donald, they don't write well. A man who doesn't know the difference between the words good and well is criticizing another writer for not writing well. What a retard.



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