Dumb Donald sees no need for TV advertisements



Hillary is planning to spend nearly $100 million TV ads this fall. Dumb Donald, less than $1 million.

If I didn't know better, I'd say that Dumb Donald is a Democratic plant. He is doing everything he can to lose this election. He has no advertising. He has no analytics. He has no get out the vote operation. He really believes that all he needs to do is to sit on the toilet and to type all caps messages on twitter with one hand and voila, he will be elected president. He's either a Democratic plant or a fool. But he's probably not smart enough to be a Democratic plant.



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Dumb Donald wants to spend a trillion dollars on "infrastructure"


Hillary Clinton has announced that she wants to spend $500 billion on "infrastructure"; that is a code word for more government spending. Not to be outdone, Donald Trump says he wants to spend a TRILLION dollars on "infrastructure". Remember when Obama spent a trillion or two on "infrastructure"? It all disappeared, and we ran up another trillion or more on the national debt.
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