Inside the mind of a Trumpbot



What exactly do Donald Trump supporters think? I got some insight listening to callers on the Mark Levin show today.

One caller said that Donald Trump was likely to carry New York State.

Another said that Trump was very popular in San Francisco.

A third said that Trump had millions of supporters that never showed up in polling. Even though 100% of polls now show Trump losing, Trumpbots believe that each and every poll are wrong, that there is an army of unpolled supporters who will show up on election day, surprising everyone.

Trumpbots not only believe in Trump, they also believe he cannot lose. I used to think that dumb people were only in the Democratic party but now I realize that the Republican party has its equal number of dumb supporters, and in this election they gave us Donald Trump. America has too many dumb, uneducated people, which is why we keep getting such terrible candidates.

When Trump loses in a landslide I can't wait to see how all the Trumpbots will pin the blame on everything--Ted Cruz, rigged elections, Jeb Bush, a biased media--except their dear leader himself.



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