We need fewer pressure cookers and more muslim immigrants



In the wake of the bomb blast in New York City caused by a pressure cooker, just like the pressure cooker that a muslim planted at the Boston Marathon, I realize that the problem isn't too many Muslim immigrants, it's too many pressure cookers. Pressure cookers, unlike guns, aren't even remotely protected by the constitution.

We need to get rid of all pressure cookers and then we can safely let millions more Muslims from the Middle East into America, so Americans can enjoy the rich diversity of their culture and all it has to offer; wife beatings, gay beatings, women forced to cover themselves from head to toe; an epidemic of rapes, the loud call to prayer 5 times a day from Mosques; bombings, shootings, and everything else that Muslim mass immigration has brought to the western world.

Yes, obviously this is sarcasm. And yet liberals will not make the connection between their support for flooding America with Muslims and terrorism. They never will.



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