How to apologize to Assad for bombing his troops



It turns out that instead of bombing ISIS, America actually bombed some of Assad's troops in Syria!

Ooops!

How can we apologize for this? Maybe something like this

Dear Assad,

We are so sorry that we killed a lot of your soldiers (and/or your Iranian Revolutionary Guard allies and/or your Hezbollah terrorist allies). Our main goal was to bomb ISIS, which indiscriminately slaughters Shi'ite Muslim civilians throughout the region. Your troops, by contrast, indiscriminately slaughter Sunni Muslim civilians throughout the region, which our State Department doesn't have a problem with. If it was actually your Iranians or Hezbollah allies we bombed, please convey our sincerest apologies (and tell the Iranians we will keep sending them money!)

Sincerely,

US State Department

(writing this while bending forward and grabbing ankles)



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