Funniest lines from the NYT endorsement of Hillary



The following are the funniest parts of the New York Times endorsement of Hillary Clinton:

One of her boldest acts as first lady was her 1995 speech in Beijing declaring that women’s rights are human rights.

A speech. Yeah, that's so bold.

After a failed attempt to overhaul the nation’s health care system, she threw her support behind legislation to establish the Children’s Health Insurance Program, which now covers more than eight million lower-income young people.

How much did that cost? What kind of "coverage" did that really give? Don't ask.

This year, she rallied mothers of gun-violence victims to join her in demanding comprehensive background checks for gun buyers and tighter reins on gun sales.

Tighter rein on gun sales, looser reigns on the border.

After opposing driver’s licenses for undocumented immigrants during the 2008 campaign, she now vows to push for comprehensive immigration legislation as president and to use executive power to protect law-abiding undocumented people from deportation and cruel detention.

No border, no country, but more voters for Hillary!

Mrs. Clinton and her team have produced detailed proposals on crime, policing and race relations, debt-free college and small-business incentives, climate change and affordable broadband. Most of these proposals would benefit from further elaboration on how to pay for them, beyond taxing the wealthiest Americans

No further elaboration is needed!

She bears a share of the responsibility for the Obama administration’s foreign-policy failings, notably in Libya. But her achievements are substantial. She led efforts to strengthen sanctions against Iran, which eventually pushed it to the table for talks over its nuclear program,

That's an accomplishment--creating a treaty that gives Iran billions and allows them to continue to make ballistic missiles and enriched uranium?

and in 2012, she helped negotiate a cease-fire between Israel and Hamas.

This is the first I've heard of it.

The fact is, The New York Times would endorse Hillary even if she were under indictment. Even if she were in jail. "Must... vote... Democrat!"



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