Would Hillary's alleged affairs with women make her L,G,B,T... or Q?


The National Enquirer has reported that Hillary Clinton has had affairs with both men and women during her marriage to Bill Clinton. As a former Clinton operative said,

She had come to the studio to see the filming of a movie in 1994.

“While I was there, I helped her slip out of a back exit for a one-on-one session with the other woman. It was made to look casual, leaving quietly [rather] that being caught up in the melee … but really it was for something presumably more sordid.”

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If this is true, woud that make Hillary L,G,B,T, or Q, or something else? Let's take each in turn!

Lesbian: If Hillary had sex with, as her assistant Huma Abedin might say, "another woman", that sex act would be lesbian in nature but Hillary herself would not be wholly lesbian if she also continued to have sex with men. After all, she slept with Bill at least once, unless that was an in vitro job, and then there were the rumors about Vince Foster, so "lesbian" alone may not apply here.

Gay: Same as above. If Hillary slept with both men and women she would not be "pure enough" to be gay, though she could still be said to have had gay encounters. Typically gay refers to male homosexuality but if Hillary also has issues with her gender identity, "gay" may apply if she considers her gender to be male and has relations with other men.

Bisexual: This term would most clearly define Hillary if she slept with both men and women. But if her relations with men and women were serial, instead of parallel, however, then she might be more accurately be said to have lesbian and heterosexual phases rather than being bisexual. It's the difference between eating an ice cream cone which is chocolate on the top and vanilla on the bottom and eating one which is a chocolate and vanilla swirl.

Transgender: Given Mrs. Clinton's proclivity for short hair and men's clothing, it's a fair question to ask if she is transitioning to the male gender.

Gender Fluid: Perhaps Mrs. Clinton goes back and forth between genders. I have seen some evidence for this. When she is running for office she grows her hair longer and tries to act feminine, but after elections she typically takes her hair off and puts her Rodham back on.

Questioning: Perhaps Mrs. Clinton is only questioning her sexuality. If so, then, her true sexual identity is known only to her and probably those who know her well like Bill Clinton and Huma Abedin.

Third gender: A third gender person identifies as neither man nor woman. Perhaps Mrs. Clinton is a centrist when it comes to gender.

Bigender: If this were pronounced "Big Ender", then clearly it would apply to Mrs. Clinton, given the obvious anatomical inference. But Bigender usually refers to people who take elements from both male and female genders, something which may apply to Mrs. Clinton.

What letter do you think best describes Mrs. Clinton's orientation?



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