What do you think Obama said in his first meeting with Trump?



I was struck how Donald Trump, in his first ever meeting with President Obama, remarked how he was supposed to have met with Obama for only 15 minutes but actually met with him for an hour and a half. What, I wonder, did they talk about? We'll never know for sure, but here's what I think Obama said to Trump:

"President Elect (cough cough), President Elect (cough cough)" (The first two times Obama tried to say it, only to get it stuck in his throat.)

"We seeded it with antipersonnel mines to deter squirrels; I advise you not to go near it" (In response to a question about the feasibility of removing Michelle's vegetable garden.)

"She probably wouldn't go for that" (In response to Trump's proposal for his daughter Ivanka to challenge Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg to a stair climbing contest to raise money for charity.)

"Sorry, it just ran out of ink." (Regarding a question about Obama's executive order pen.)

"They are probably not available to you; I've just issued an executive order for all of them to be filled with cement and sealed" (Regarding a question about the holes at all the golf courses Obama has frequented.)

"I think the office of the National Architect would advise against that." (In response to a question about putting the Trump logo over the front entrance to the White House.)

"We would, if we had them, but I don't think in eight years there were was a single one," (Regarding a question about sending all Presidential records to the National Archives.)

"Unfortunately, they can't be removed, they are screwed in with six inch steel beams" (Regarding paintings on the walls of transgendered people, illegal aliens, and women in burkas which replaced paintings of Washington, Jefferson, and Madison.)

"We can get that fixed," (Regarding a question about distinct razor blade lines on the President's desk.)

"Don't mind her, she's just having a bad day." (In response to Michelle's drop in visit where she blamed Trump's ancestors for forcing her ancestors to build the White House.)

"In fact, she really likes you so much, she actually told me this morning that this is the second time she's proud of America" (In response to another question about Michelle's apparent hostility.)

"Yes, she insisted on watching, she begged, I felt sorry for her." (In response to Trump's noticing Hillary Clinton's face pressed against the glass from outside.)

"It's a hotline to Ayatollah Khamenei. During our nuclear negotiations, we often did a non-denominational prayer session over speakerphone, sometimes five times a day, as a trust building exercise." (Regarding a question about the green phone next to Obama's red phone.)

"Sorry, we lost it. I think it was on Hillary's server" (The list of names and addresses of illegal aliens Obama has given amnesty to.)

"1 for CAIR, 2 for Greenpeace, and 3 for Michael Moore" (In response to a question about his speed dial settings.)

"Before the election she asked me to pass you her resume, just in case," (Handing over Huma Abedin's resume.)

"You can't undo it. Look," (Regarding a giant tablet in Obama's office which has his illegal amnesty order written in stone on it.)

"I really wanted you to win. I mean, I campaigned for Hillary, but my eyes said Trump. I am convinced that's why you won." (Regarding an election question.)

"It activates Director Comey's pain collar." (Referring to a red button on his desk marked "AGONIZER").

What do you think went on in the first ever meeting between Trump and Obama?



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