See how Hillary Clinton has totally changed in appearance



A sycophantic fan spotted Hillary Clinton in a bookstore in Rhode Island and snapped a photo. The first woman ever to lose a race for the US Presidency looks totally different than she did just two weeks ago. Totally.

What's happened to her? I would not have recognized her. Is it a lack of makeup? Is it massive weight gain? Something else?

By the way, the sycophant taking this photo says that not only was Hillary gracious, but Bill as well:

Bill Clinton shook my hand and complimented my sweater.

President Clinton always had an eye for sweaters.

Questions for discussion:

1) What is it about Hillary's face that has changed so radically?

2) What kinds of books do you think they were shopping for?

3) If Hillary hadn't been with Bill, do you think he would have stayed longer to talk more to the young woman about her sweater?



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