Laughable and Sad: Gun-Free Ohio State advised students to "Run, Hide, Fight"



Somali Islamic terrorist Abdul Razak Ali Artan seriously wounded 11 people at Ohio State university. He might have injured even more if a police officer hadn't been nearby and shot and killed this evil radical muslim.

But what if the police officer hadn't been nearby? Don't worry, Ohio State is prepared! It has taught students to "Run, Hide, and Fight"! Here's the tweet the university sent out to students:

Buckeye Alert: Active Shooter on campus. Run Hide Fight. Watts Hall. 19th and College.

But what does that mean?

"That basically is an emergency alert to let the campus know there is potential danger and if you can run, run, and if you can hide, hide...

The fight part is never explained, but I'm guessing that's the last resort. But fight with what, paperclips?

Ohio State bans the possession of guns on campus. Imagine if just one of those students at the scene of the attack had been armed. He could have defended himself. He could have defended the other students. Maybe fewer students would have been injured. Maybe if Artan knew that some students were armed, he never would have carried out his attack.

But we'll never know because the university prevents students from defending themselves. They are given confusing messages about running, hiding, and fighting, but given no way to defend themselves. Their only line of defense is to follow the university on Twitter. Ohio State students are given the same level of security as zebra being stalked by lions on the Serengeti.

College campuses would be much safer if there were more guns on campus and fewer unvettable Middle Eastern Muslims. And yet we have a situation where the complete opposite is in effect, where Middle Easterners are imported by the thousands and Americans are disarmed in many cities, states, and college campuses. We would never have come to this situation if Middle Eastern Muslims weren't reliable Democratic votes. And we would never have come to this situation if firearms, like abortion skull drills, were claimed by feminists as a right of empowerment.

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