Barefoot Vegan Cross Country Climate Change Protestor Crushed by Car



Mark Baumer, a vegetarian man walking barefoot across the country to raise awareness of global warming, was struck and killed by a car in Florida. If you're wondering how he could afford to do this, he got a taxpayer funded poetry scholarship to pay for his expenses.

In October 2016, Mr. Baumer set out on his latest cross-country hike, with financial help from a poetry fellowship he had been given from the Rhode Island State Council on the Arts.

He subsisted on a "plant based" diet to keep him lean and strong. Mr. Baumer learned a lot about America during his barefoot walk:

He was on the road during the election of Donald J. Trump, and Mr. Baumer’s messages took on a political hue. “Since I began crossing America barefoot, I’ve seen more Trump signs than Hillary signs,” he wrote.

“I thought maybe I was walking through politically fringe areas or outlier territories, but last night as I sat scrolling through the news of Trump’s election on my phone, I had the weird feeling of being ignorant of how this was happening but also truly comprehending America for the first time.”

Here's an excerpt from Mr. Baumers's ecological/communist/vegetarian manifesto:

Climate change is humanity's greatest threat. Every day corporations continue to profit from earth's destruction. I decided cross America barefoot to see if I could save earth.... One of the biggest struggles for people fighting climate change is money. The corporations destroying the earth have all the money. The people and organizations who are fighting to save the earth have very little.

Unfortunately, his tendency to walk barefoot may have been his downfall:

In December, he took a break from his walk down Interstate 70 and had an interview with Vice News, saying that he expected to finish his trek in March and that the best place to walk was along the white line of a road because it was smooth.

“I’m constantly fighting for my space in the road,” he said. “A lot of [drivers] are like, ‘How dare you?!’ ”

If Mr. Baumer had worn shoes, and hadn't walked on the white line, he might well still be alive. Even the heartiest vegetarian diet doesn't make you invulnerable to a Cadillac going 60 miles an hour.

Mr. Baumer seemed more than a little nutty; you can see him exhibiting more than a little odd behavior here.

Ironically, Mr. Baumer may have achieved in death what he so sought after in life--a reduction in global warming. That's because people produce carbon dioxide when they exhale, which is said to cause global warming. With Mr. Baumer gone, there is a little less carbon dioxide in the atmosphere.

So at least we can say that Mr. Baumer's death, while tragic, has made the Earth more of a cool place to live in.



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