Trump victory encouraging liberal women to have more responsible sex


Donald Trump's electoral victory has encouraged liberal leaning women to have more responsible sex. Specifically, at the same time Trump won the election women started having more IUD's put into themselves.

Intrauterine device (IUD) prescriptions and procedures increased 19 percent between October and December of this year, according to a data set compiled by analysts for the electronic health record AthenaHealth. No similar pattern was observed at the end of 2015.

The data showed an increase from 10,850 IUD-related appointments in October to 12,938 in December. The increase showed up in conservative and liberal areas of the country, although it was steeper in areas that supported Clinton in the 2016 election.

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....IUDs last a long time. Once inserted, IUDs prevent pregnancy for between three and 12 years, depending on the specific device. Long enough, in other words, to last through Trump’s entire presidency.

“We have some women who have called our hotline and said, ‘I need birth control that can wait out this administration and get me through the next four years,’” Borchelt says.

That's the explanation from the left-leaning Vox website. I think there is a different explanation. While liberal women despise Trump on one level, I think on another they find him sexually attractive. After all, he's a handsome, financially successful man. And what about that hair! And Trump talks like a "bad boy", which many women secretly love. I think Trump has tickled the unconscious libido of millions of left wing women and given them a revitalized interest in sex. I think they are rushing out to get birth control because they have a new found interest in sex, and while they may actually be coupling with men, women, or whatevers, I think at least some of them are fantasizing about being with Donald Trump.

Sounds crazy? Why would hundreds of thousands of women go to the Washington Mall dressed as "pussies", which is slang for the female body part, after Trump bragged about grabbing them there?

They are turned on.

They really want it.

If I'm right, they should really thank President Trump for revitalizing their sex drives.



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