Ivanka Trump vs Michelle Obama on Magazine Covers


We have a new first lady in town. And no I don't mean Melania Trump. It's clear that Ivanka Trump has become the de facto first lady, for publicity purposes. And we all know that a major role for first ladies is to grace the cover of magazines. Michelle Obama appeared on so many of them, that some people rushed to their ophthalmologist's office with eye strain. But Ivanka has already appeared on her share of covers too. So the important question arises, who is more charismatic in print?

When you look at the photo of Mrs. Trump on the left, the very first thing that catches every reader's eye is the left arm akimbo. It projects confidence, stamina, and self-assurance, every thing that's needed in a natural born leader. At the same time Ivanka's right arm resting on her thigh is more relaxed, demonstrating that she has a more informal, at ease nature that coexists freely with her leadership skills. Ivanka clearly chose a shirt that allows for a lot of ventilation, showing she gets hot and passionate about the issues that she believes in, like global warming. And do you notice how her right leg is suggestively spread wide? Obviously, from that position, the only possible thing that can be going on is that Mrs. Trump is receiving a shoe shine, showing her meticulous attention to her personal appearance, because a meticulous appearance is a key to success in the high powered business world. This cover is great because it shows Ivanka is a natural born leader.

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In the upper right hand cover, we see Mrs. Trump pregnant and carrying one of Jared Kushner's babies to term (no abortions for Ivanka!). Ivanka caresses her baby lovingly, telling us in an instant the depth of warmth and emotional perception she possesses. This photo tells us there is absolutely no way a neglected, crack-addicted child could possibly grow up in such a loving home. Even slinging ten or twenty extra pounds in her swishing belly, her radiant smile reassures us that she doesn't get grouchy or mean when her husband comes home.

While an uninformed eye might think that this cover depicts Mrs. Trump as some sort of object of desire, an informed viewer could not be more wrong. This cover clearly highlights Mrs. Trump's athletic and entrepreneurial skills. The drill she is holding is a metaphor for constructing a business, which Mrs. Trump has been quite successful at, selling clothes, jewelry, and handbags. The sweat clearly glistening off her skin shows how hard she works and how passionate she feels about her work. The swimsuit she is wearing shows how Mrs. Trump has broken out of the male-imposed stereotypes of what is and isn't proper for women to wear at work. Some would say that the bathing suit is "sexist" but by making it her own, Mrs. Trump wears the bathing suit as a badge of attainment of the feminist superego self-ideal. What I like so much about the cover above is that it does not show Mrs. Trump as a sexual object, but rather a proud, assertive woman who is in control of objects around her.

When it came to Michelle Obama, there were simply so many magazine covers to choose from! I was simply overwhelmed! So I ended up selecting the three that showed her looking at her positively best:

If you're like me, the thing that stands out the most in this photo is Mrs. Obama's smile. It's so shy, so genuine, so warm and loving. She's looking to the left, eyebrows raised, a classic facial expression of pure, natural curiousity. Truly wonderful! And look how relaxed her arms are! She's truly at peace with herself. Her elegant picnic dress waves in the wind, giving Mrs. Obama a very at-ease look.

You might think that the cover on the upper left shows Mrs. Obama in an unflattering light but you couldn't be more wrong. It shows her as an expressive, natural woman. Look how her eyebrows slant, and her eyes narrow. No model shot up with botox could do that! Even in anger, Mrs. Obama has a wholesome, natural look. You know when she feels angry, she is angry. She doesn't hide who she is. And those teeth! They look so perfect, they could be pearls in a QVC commercial. A truly wonderful image.

In the photo on the upper right, we can barely see Mrs. Obama, just her face, and yet, however small it is, it dominates the entire cover. She is just so tremendously expressive! Look at that assertive look she is giving the Danish Prime Minister who Obama was flirting with. She is clearly telling her, "This is my my man and I am passionately in love with him, so watch out!" In short, her expression is one of pure love.

It's so hard to decide, who is more classy on magazine covers, Michelle or Ivanka? What do you think?

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