Why are feminine men attracted to electric cars?


I was listening to an NPR report on the Chevy Bolt, an electric car which is very reasonably priced (if you're a millionaire), runs as long as a gasoline powered car (if you cut a hole in the gas tank), whose car battery doesn't explode (as long as you don't drive it), and is secure in a collision as a Sherman Tank (made of Jello). But the thing that struck me was how most of the people being interviewed, the people who were interested or knowledgeable about electric cars, were mostly very feminine sounding men.

The men interviewed spoke in soft, hushed tones, speaking almost musically as if their voices had been "auto tuned" like a Britney Spears song. And they stretched out certain vowel sounds to give an especially feminine lilt to their voices, saying things like:

I like the fact I'm not pollu-taaang....

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So the question has to be asked, why are effeminate men attracted to electric cars?

I think, like some ladies, feminine men want a car that's small and petite. Electric cars are much smaller than normal, gas powered vehicles. They often have smaller steering wheels so men with smaller hands can more easily grip them.

Another factor is that feminine men are used to being cowed by more aggressive, masculine men, and their choice of car also reflects that. They choose a tiny little lightweight vehicle which, if it wants to survive, has to wiggle out of the way of larger cars (driven by masculine men) in traffic. Feminine men, used to being dominated in person, prefer a car that allows them to also be dominated in traffic.

And then there is the bondage appeal of small cars. Some feminine men also like how electric cars keep them on a tight leash. With a much more limited driving range, electric cars give feminine men more of a sense of being controlled. They get the feeling not just of riding the car but of being ridden themselves, in an odd sort of bondage to the limited battery of their vehicle and the limited availability of charging stations.

Parking is another reason feminine men like electric cars. Electric cars are smaller, and allow feminine men to park themselves in spaces smaller and tighter than any normal driver would even dream of putting his vehicle into. Imagine a small space between a brown Cadillac and a large, black SUV with the biggest bumper you've ever seen. A feminine electric car owner might relish the challenge of maneuvering his vehicle back and forth into such a tight space between two so ruggedly masculine cars.

Do you know anyone who has an electric vehicle? Are they ladies, men, or something in between?

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