The book everyone wants Michelle Obama to write



I just heard the news that Barack and Michelle Obama got a $60 million dollar deal to each write a book. I imagine Barack's book will be worth more, but publishers probably paid millions for Michelle's book too.

So I asked myself, what is it that Michelle could write about that would be worth millions?

And I came up with only one answer.

On the internet, over and over and over again, there is one thing that people talk about Mrs. Obama more than anything else: the subject of her gender.

1) A youtube video entitled "Michelle Penis Was Big On Ellen Show" shows Mrs. Obama dancing in tight white pants and what might or might not be male genitalia sticking out of it. This video has almost six million views. There is actually a whole cottage industry of youtube videos showing what purports to be male genitalia sticking out of Mrs. Obama!

2) A search on Google for "Michelle Obama Man" turns up Google ads for things like "Was Michelle Obama Born A Man - Look Up Quick Results Now‎"

3) Here's a video entitled "Obamas Kids Are Adopted!! I Found The Real Parents!!" that has over 1,600,000 views.

4) When I wrote an article about Mrs. Obama on magazine covers many commenters referred to her as "Mitch" and "Michael" in the comments section. At the time I didn't know why.

5) The Washington Post published a long story about a fairly common claim that Mrs. Obama's children are actually adopted, possibly from Morocco.

6) A Google image search for "Michelle Obama Man" comes up with images (possibly photoshopped?) like these: So, if you had to stop and ask yourself, what it is that people want to know most about Mrs. Obama, I think they want first and foremost to have these rumors about her gender identity dispelled (or confirmed?).

Exit Question: 1) Which do you think would sell more copies, a book entitled "Michelle Obama: Inspiration for Kids" or

"Michelle Obama, Man, Woman, Vegetable, or Mineral?"



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