What message did Trump write to God?


President Trump wrote a message to God and left it in the Western Wall, the holiest site in Judaism. What message do you think he left there? We may find out some day. Word of what he wrote may leak when the message is removed from the Wall. That's right, messages are taken out of the Wall periodically. They are supposed to be buried, but in this case who knows in whose hands Trump's message may land?

Exit Question:

Which of the following is the most likeliest message Trump would have written to God?

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1) "Every time I get take out from Katz's Delicatessen I always feel a little closer to you."

2) "God, I have to know: is there golf in Heaven?"

3) "Is there any chance you could work a miracle and make Ivanka prime minister, like, you know, Golda?"

4) "You can still get into Heaven even if you're not circumsized, right?"

5) "After I die, I will still have hair in Heaven, right?"

6) "Can you do anything to make Mueller go away, just like you did Comey?"

7) "God, that Israeli lady soldier standing behind me with the M-16 has one hot bod! Sorry, I had to tell someone."

8) "This is a message for my Russian handler. I have reset the password to the nuclear missiles to "password", just as you requested. But boy did Mattis give me a hard time about it!"

9) "By the way, I intentionally fired Comey because of Russia. But please don't tell anyone!"

10) "I'm playing golf next week at Bedminster. Would it be too much trouble to ask for good weather? Nothing fancy, low 70's would be perfect, maybe a gentle breeze, and while you're at it, if it isn't too much trouble, a small rainbow on the 12th hole would be really nice."

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