Are there enough mentally ill voters in Maryland to elect Chelsea Manning to the Senate?


Bradley Manning, the traitor who was convicted of violating the espionage act, was sent to prison, changed his name to Chelsea, and was pardoned by Obama, is running for the Senate in Maryland in the Democratic primary against incumbent Senator Ben Cardin. Are there enough mentally ill voters in Maryland to elect Bradly/Chelsea to the Senate? Let's take a look at Democratic interest groups in Maryland:

On the one hand...

1) Mentally ill voters. Mentally ill voters, including but not limited to people who believe you can change your sex, will flock to Chelsea's banner. You could say that Chelsea is the poster boy for mentally ill people.

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2) Feminist voters. Feminist voters will probably tilt more to Chelsea than Senator Cardin. In fact Chelsea can have cross-over appeal with both men and women, given that his top half is female and his bottom half is male. You could even say that Chelsea is a balanced ticket all on his own.

3) America hating voters. America hating voters will love Chelsea, since he betrayed our country by giving out thousands of our military secrets.

4) Criminal voters. Criminal voters will love Chelsea since Chelsea is one of them!

5) Illegal alien voters. Illegal alien voters might vote for Chelsea because, like criminal voters, they are criminals too, just more virtuous ones.

6) Abortion issue voters. Chelsea will probably have an advantage with abortion-rights voters. Chelsea is an abortion inspiration. Pregnant women looking at Chelsea will be more inclined to rush to have an abortion, for fear their child will end up like him.

On the other hand:

7) Class warfare voters. Class warfare voters, who are concerned about taking money from those who have more of it and redistributing it to government bureaucracies, unions, and others, have no special reason to like Chelsea, and will probably stick with Cardin.

8) Islamic voters. Chelsea probably will not have an advantage with Islamic voters, doing only statistically insignificantly better with Islamists who want to stone Chelsea than with Islamists who want to throw Chelsea off of rooftops. On the other hand, the votes of LGBTQ Muslims is in Chelsea's back pocket, if not unzipping his pants outright.

9) Environmental voters. Environuts, I mean, Environmental voters have no special reason to vote for Chelsea and so will probably stick with Cardin.

10) Racial hating voters. Minorities, who have been taught that white people hate them, have no special reason to vote for Chelsea and will probably stick with Cardin.


So Chelsea has a chance if he can mobilize crazy people, feminists, and criminals. Remember, this is Maryland, so anything is possible.

Questions for discussion:

By this time next year do you think Chelsea will be undressing in the Congressional gym with Kirsten Gillibrand? Do you think she will be showering with Elizabeth Warren after a hot, sweaty, workout? How do you think female Democratic Senators will enjoy being nude around Chelsea? Will Dianne Feinstein and Susan Collins go shopping for bras with Chelsea?

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