Highly respected fraud Stephen Hawking dies



I am a super genius!

I know how the universe began!

There was nothingness, at first.

Then there was a brilliant flash of light, as big as a supernova, which exploded for exactly 2.4 milliseconds at a temperature of 2,000,008 degrees. Matter shot out for exactly 2.74 billion years with the mass of exactly 987,002 times that of our sun.

And then the universe was born!

Aren't I brilliant?

Wait, are you thinking, how do I know this? Was I there? Well, no.

So how do I know this?

I just do!

Stephen Hawking, who just died, was a fraud, a white Neil DeGrasse Tyson who pontificated on the origins of the universe, something with which he couldn't possibly have had any knowledge of or authority to speak about.

In essence, he was a science fiction writer, dressed up and disguised as a "science guy".

He was also quite a scam artist, if I may quote from this authoritative article:

Having milked the past for all its worth, Hawking wants to cash in on future predictions, which also can never be verified. At first he said that the world will end in 1,000 years, a nice, distant time-- and isn't it amazing how the end of the world will come in such a round number?

That was November. But now Hawking is back saying that the world will end in 100 years. I think he realized that people were not paying attention to him because 1,000 years was too far into the future. 100 years, though distant, is more immediate and demands more attention!

Naturally no one in the media is questioning how this "genius" thought the world would end in 1,000 years a few months ago and now thinks it's only 100 years--does that mean he was wildly wrong just six months ago? But like Trump supporters, his legion of followers are only focused on what he's saying today.

“With climate change, overdue asteroid strikes, epidemics and population growth, our own planet is increasingly precarious.”

Really? How many people have been killed by "asteroid strikes"? I think that number must be zero. Oh wait, it's not "asteroid strikes" but "overdue asteroid strikes." Hawking is impatient for a kind of disaster which hasn't even happened yet!

And how smart can a man be who believes in global warming, the theory that a gas which makes up less than .01% of the atmosphere, a gas which is 97% produced naturally, in the environment, a gas which is essential to all plant life, is destroying the earth.

The answer: not very.

But he got fabulously wealthy, got a lot of fame, and married his nurse, so given his physical condition, led the best life he could.

But let us not eulogize him as a great mind. Rather, he was a PT Barnum of the 21st century.



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