What I've learned from the Michael Brown and Trayvon Martin cases



Here's what I've learned from Ferguson.

1) If you encounter the police after robbing a store, always be polite.

2) Best not to be high on drugs when you encounter the police or a private security guard, you might act violently

3) If you attack a police officer or private security guard and try to pound their head in, they might have a gun and might use it to defend themselves, even if they get called a racist later

4) If you get shot attack a police officer in Missouri or private security guard in Florida, the picture they show of you in the newspaper will be one taken when you were 14 years old.

5) Gangs will disrupt traffic, burn down businesses, and loot stores, all in the name of justice, and reporters will report this solemnly, even as they are getting hit in the head with rocks by the gangs they are whitewashing. (Wait, "whitewashing" has the word "white" in it, is it a racist word? I sure hope not!!!)

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