Germany to require pretty girls at corporate meetings



Germany is passing a law requiring all corporations to have at least 30% women on their boards of directors.

Some urgent questions:

1) How many of the 30% have to be blondes?

2) Do transgenders count for 50% of a woman?

3) What business is it of the German government, or any government, who or what sits on the board of directors of private companies?

"Currently, women hold just 22 percent of non-executive positions on the boards of companies listed in Germany's benchmark DAX 30 index, according to Economy Ministry figures."

--Oh no!!! If women do not have representation in tune with their precise proportion of the population, it must be sexism!

When will Germany pass a law about requiring at least 30% of midwives and yoga instructors to be men? Don't you think that's an equally pressing issue, given the vast gender imbalance in both fields?

(Abcnews)



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