A very special Obama White House Thanksgiving



Have you ever wondered what Thanksgiving is like at the Obama White House? Here's what I bet it looks like:

1) Obama welcomes 6 special guests, recent releasees from Guananamo Bay. Obama takes out his prayer carpet and, facing Mecca, joins them in praying for a joyous Thanksgiving.

1b) Obama turns and bows to Elizabeth Warren, apologizing for America's existence

2) The kitchen serves juicy turkey at the table where Obama and his family are seated. The other tables, however, get tofu turkey and "fresh, locally grown produce" from Mrs. Obama's garden--tiny withered carrots and radishes.

3) Obama makes jokes with special guest Iran's Ayatollah Kamenei, assuring him that he too, doesn't like Benjamin Netanyahu. When asked about the nuclear weapons dispute, Obama then gets up and bows to the Ayatollah, apologizing for making such an issue of it.

4) Eric Holder presides over a moment of silence for all the minorities who have been shot while trying to steal guns from white policemen.

5) After lunch Obama participates in a CAIR charity golf tournament to raise money for disadvantaged youth to get madrassa scholarships in Iraq's Anbar provinces.

6) Obama announces his new pick for Department of Homeland Insecurity, Jorge Juanita, a transgendered undocumented immigrant with Ebola

7) Vice President Biden is wheeled out and gets tongue-tied when asked his name.

8) Obama gets a report from the NSA detailing the names of children who ate hamburgers and french fries for lunch at school, and orders them detained for further questioning.



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