Translating the B. Hussein Obama Thanksgiving Declaration



Here's the President's Thanksgiving speech, translated:

"we'll spend the day with family and friends"
--Bureaucrats, illegal aliens, islamic radicals from CAIR

"we lend a hand by going out in the community to serve some of our neighbors in need."
--handing out prayer mats at Gitmo

"And we welcome the contributions of all people "
--No matter how they got here or what crimes they have or will commit

"by taking the blessings of freedom, and multiplying them for those who would follow"
--Freedom to choose your doctor, your insurance, to buy a gun for self-protection, to spend your own money, not to be forced to participate in gay marriages.

""the decency of purpose, steadfastness of resolve and strength of will, for the courage and the humility"
--Humility? "I have a pen and a phone. If Congress won't act, I will"

"We're doing our part to uphold our founding ideals"

--except for the constitution, of course.

GREAT speech, Mr. President!!!! I love the conservative rhetoric! (Breitbart)



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