Justice Red Ruthie Ginsburg released from hospital, will continue to rule us



Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg was released from the hospital. No, not a mental hospital (though she is a leftist, ha ha!).

She had a stent put into her heart, a mostly useless but also dangerous medical procedure that kills many patients.

We wish her a speedy recovery!!!!!
Please come back soon so
a) You can define marriage for all voters of America
b) You can tell us what doctors and insurance we are permitted to have
c) You can give the president blanket authority to make anyone a citizen--even people living in other countries who have never come here!
d) And whatever else you think is good for the country!

Thanks,
Red Ruthie!!!!

PS Ruth "Bader" Ginsburg? Did your name used to be Ruth "Even Worse" Ginsburg?









Taxi monopolists upset taxi monopoly is ending


In major cities throughout the United States, taxi medallion prices are tumbling as taxis face competition from car-service apps like Uber and Lyft.

The average price of an individual New York City taxi medallion fell to $872,000 in October, down 17 percent from a peak reached in the spring of 2013, according to an analysis of sales data.


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