In Venezuela, drones make the government run more effectively



Drones have many uses. They can be used to monitor pipelines. Or crops. Or scan the countryside to track wild elk, or schools of fish in the sea.

Scientists, however, have discovered a new and exciting use for drones: liquidating socialist dictators. Say a country has a problem, that it used to be a democracy, but now it's a socialist dictatorship, one that still has elections, but controls all the mechanisms of power so the results are always set in advance.

That's the situation in Venezuela. That's why some enterprising political scientist put a bomb on a drone and tried to blow up the President, Nicolas Maduro. The attacker couldn't have picked a better time; it was during a military parade where brave socialist soldiers were marching in formation. The minute they heard about the drone attack, they started running away as fast as their military boots could carry them. The military disintegrated so quickly you have to wonder if a half dozen drones from Amazon.com could take over the country.

Unfortunately, the drone exploded prematurely and Maduro was not harmed.

But assassination of socialist dictators by drone creates moral dilemmas. Could nearby birds be harmed? Could the sounds of an explosion disturb wildlife, especially during mating season?

That's why I think there needs to be strict codes of conduct when assassinating a socialist dictator. They need to ask themselves questions like these:

1) What will be the impact on the environment by getting rid of a socialist dictator?

2) Will the explosion increase global warming by any measurable amount?

3) Should the plotters apply for flying lessons from the CIA?

4) Would a pigeon make a more reliable delivery vehicle, if you could get a volunteer, perhaps one suffering from an incurable disease?

5) Would putting a camera on the drone and live streaming the event multiply the political impact on social media?

6) If Maduro is not removed from office, where will people find food or toilet paper in the coming week?

What do you think? Will another disgruntled voter try to veto Nicolas Maduro using drone democracy?



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