Guess what Mitt Romney would like you to suck on?



Mitt Romney, who once described himself as not just a conservative, but "severely conservative", says it's time for amnesty for illegal aliens! Only, he doesn't use those exact words....

Mitt Romney is urging Republicans in the new Congress to come together, "swallow hard," and pass a “permanent clarification of our immigration laws."

Why do you think Mitt is always urging us to open our mouths and swallow stuff? If he's so severely conservative, do you think he should be on his hands and knees all the time with his mouth open "swallowing" whatever Democrats put into it?

And he's such a weasel, he doesn't say "Amnesty", but rather "permanent clarification" to mean the same thing. To me the immigration laws don't have to be "clarified", they are already QUITE CLEAR. They just have to be enforced.

And this clown is trying to run for President again! If Mitt were the Republican nominee in 2016, what would you do?


a) Swallow it all and moan with pleasure

b) spit it out and write in Ted Cruz

c) Something else.

(Newsmax)



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