Isn't it progressive of the Empire to have its first African-American Stormtrooper?



The Galactic Empire, like the Democratic Party, has always been about repression, but it has also been about progressiveness. From the solar panels on the first death star to the reycling bins in every AT-AT, the Empire has been a strong voice for authoritarian progressivism. And now it seems they have finally made the stormtroopers into a more racially diverse body.

I approve!!!!

There can be nothing but racial trouble if white stormtroopers have to patrol on planets filled with black people. That's why it always made sense to diversify the stormtroopers, so you can have black stormtroopers quelling revolts on black people planets and hispanic stormtroopers destroying drug labs on spanish people planets and so on. This will totally eliminate all problems of racial discrimination in the empire!!!

Now all that remains to be done is to admit women as stormtroopers. And then also gay stormtroopers, who can have special pink or lavender armor!!!!

Then the Empire can send its star destroyers to bombard planets with industries which are contributing to galactic warming. And then the Empire can round up all the doctors and nurses and make a universal-payer health care program. Wouldn't that be great????









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