What do big donors get from Obama?



The midterm elections may be over, but for President Barack Obama, the fundraising hasn't stopped.

Obama is headlining a fundraiser at a ritzy hotel near the White House to benefit the Democratic National Committee. The DNC says roughly 30 donors paid up to $32,400 each to attend.

What do you think they are buying for those big donations?

$50,000 - Shut down a power plant of your choice
$75,000 - Eric Holder will indict a white policeman of your choice.
$100,000 - A junior cabinet member will go under the knife and become transgendered
$200,000 - An entire division of the border patrol will be sent to the northern border to protect against global warming.

(Associated Depressed)



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