San Francisco Debuts Human Waste Map


What do you get when you visit San Francisco, the city with the highest tech and the lowest morals? If your answer is, "An online map showing block by block where the human excrement is", you'd be 100% correct! Every city has a crime map, showing block by block where crime is, but only San Francisco has a human waste map, showing block by block where to watch your step!

The map is customizable to show neighborhoods, and you can even chart it month by month, so you can see the months with the heaviest amount of solid precipitation. I suppose you could think of this as man-made weather, just like global warming (ha ha).

Note the big deposits near the Bi-Rite Creamery, perhaps the most famous ice cream eatery in the city. People line up around the block to order every flavor, except, oddly enough, for chocolate.

If you spend big bucks and book a stay at the Hilton in Union Square, you can be within easy walking distance of the Golden Gate Theater and other downtown attractions in the increasingly trendy but still lethal Tenderloin district. Well worth up to $260 a night!

Web developer Jennifer Wong (a.k.a. mochimachine) created the Human Wasteland map out of that public data. The project, which won Zillow's SF office Fall 2014 Hack Week contest, offers monthly maps from January to June 2013 — but that's enough to give you a sense of where the problem is.

"It's easy for people to place blame on the homeless themselves," Wong tells Mashable. "But they need to take a look at the bigger picture and see that they have nowhere to go, to sleep, use the toilet, to shower ... the obvious solution is to provide more public facilities throughout the city.

Or... the obvious solution is to deal with the homeless problem that San Francisco is so lax in coping with. Homelessness drives away tourists, hurts local businesses, and makes it unpleasant and even unsafe to live in areas where people are living on sidewalks. Just because a sidewalk is a "public" space doesn't mean the public has unlimited rights to it. Well-ordered suburbs don't have homeless problems because they enforce vagrancy laws. You won't find a human waste map for Naples, Fl, Fairfax, VA, Ridgewood, NJ, or Newport Beach, CA, just to name a few, because they wouldn't allow such a problem to fester. To see my solution to the homeless problem in greater detail, have a look here.



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Illegal aliens complaining about life in suburbia


José was looking for peace and quiet, in addition to work, when he decided to settle in the hinterlands of upstate New York 14 years ago. “A lot of farmland and trees,” he recalled, speaking in Spanish. “It reminded me of my village in Mexico.”

But he quickly learned that being poor and undocumented and living far from the well-established immigrant networks found in the nation’s big cities made life especially difficult. There was the absence of public transportation (he cannot legally drive), the scarcity of lawyers with immigration expertise and a feeling of isolation fed by his inability to speak English and the lack of opportunities to learn it.

“It’s a big challenge,” said José, 38, who works on a dairy farm in Livingston County, where he lives with his wife and four children, about 230 miles from New York City. “We’re a forgotten community in terms of service.” (He asked that his last name not be published because of his immigration status.)


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Radical Islamic terrorists are irrational by our standards, but they do follow certain kinds of rules. We can use their rules to our advantage to deter them from committing acts of terror. America and all European countries should pass laws stating that terrorists will be executed and then wrapped in pigskin before burial. This is something that the radical muslims fear and would make them think twice before committing acts of terror. (For those of you of the lib persuasion reading this who ask, "What about the terrorists who aren't radical islamists?" Well, I have to admit, for those .1% of terrorists, this wouldn't be effective. But the .1% isn't the problem, the 99.9% is.)
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