Which GOP Candidate Won the Iowa Ag Summit?



Republican candidates were invited to speak at the Agriculture Summit in Iowa, sponsored by Bruce Rastetter, the Darth Sidious of ethanol who wants all the candidates to kiss his ring and promise to keep subsidizing ethanol, also called the "Renewable Fuels Standard". For the most part, the candidates complied.

Here now are my ratings of the candidates who came to Iowa:

Jeb Bush: F

"“At some point, we’ll see a reduction of the (federal Renewable Fuels Standard) need because ethanol will be such a valuable (product) for our country,” Bush said.

Why do I feel that "some point" will be in his son's George P's third term?

But Jeb Bush primarily came to Iowa to talk about an act of love:

"Imigrants that are here need to have a path to legalized status," Bush said at the Iowa Agriculture Summit. "What we need to do is make sure people pay fines," Bush said. "That they learn English. That they work. That they don't receive government assistance.

You know, like the current "immigrants" who learn English, and work, and don't go on welfare.

That they earn legalized status over the long haul. That they come out from of the shadows

Is there any way we can get Bush to go back into the Shadows?

Rand Paul: D.

Rand Paul didn't show up. Perhaps he was busy working with Al Sharpton to release criminals from jail, or penning another editorial calling to decriminalize large scale drug dealers.

Rick Perry B+:

Rick Perry is against ethanol subsidies. He also bragged about how he sent national guard troops to protect the Texas border (but not detain illegal aliens in any way), an increasing need given those who flock to his state for the heavily subsidized in state tuition he provides to illegal aliens.

Scott Walker: F-

I wish there were a lower grade I could give Scott Walker. Because not only does he support ethanol subsidies, he used to be against them, as recently as 2006, and now that he is running for President and wants votes in Iowa, he supports it, betraying the taxpayer, the freemarket, and his own principles, all at the same time.

In the moderated discussion with ethanol magnate Bruce Rastetter, Walker dropped his previous flat opposition to ethanol mandates, offering a new stance that's well-suited to a state covered in cornfields. Walker signaled he now favors keeping the mandate for now and phasing it out in the future — without saying over what period of time.

He's not just an ethanol supporter (Grade: F), he's a flipflopping ethanol supporter. I wish there were a lower grade than F- I could give him. Maybe a Z+?

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