Cuban State Dept. removes US from watch list of free states



After the US removed Cuba from the list of terrorist nations, the Cuban State Department, in a kindly reciprocal gesture, removed the United States from its own watch list of free nations. As the Cuban foreign ministry announced in its 2015 report:

The United States has made great progress in collectivizing power in its central government.

1) The US has centralized control of its healthcare system

2) Spending and foreign powers has been concentrated in the Presidency, and the legislature has been rendered irrelevant

3) The US is in the process of nationalizing its local police forces, for better central control

4) Every aspect of the American economy, such as what kind of light bulbs, toilets, electricity, and gasoline citizens will use, are decided by centralized planning boards as we do in Cuba.

5) The US realizes that citizenship is an outdated concept while focusing more on class struggle.

6) The US has been working to render the concept of "family", a bourgeois concept, as irrelevant.

7) The US has worked hard to devalue its currency by rapidly expanding its spending and money supply, to better effectively redistribute income on a class basis.

8) The US properly monitors communications of all its citizens, just as we do in Cuba.

With further progress, we expect the US could rise to the level of "liberated state" much like Venezuela or Nicaragua, perhaps in the first term of a Hillary Clinton administration.

(Yes, this is parody)



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