Why do McConnell and Boehner act like they have a Denny Hastert problem?


Everyone is innocent until proven guity, blah blah blah blah blah. Now, having gotten that obligatory sentence out of the way, if Denny Hastert is guilty of molesting a young boy, that's simply terrible. But the question that interests me is a different one: why do Mitch McConnell and John Boehner seem to be acting like they might also be blackmailed?

If you think I'm crazy, consider these facts. Boehner and/or McConnell have given into Obama on all of the following:

1) 100% of his budget requests.

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2) Fully funding Obamacare without any restraints

3) Fully funding Obama's illegal amnesty without any restraints

4) Raised the debt ceilings repeatedly without any restraints

5) Effectively given away their treaty deciding powers.

6) Refused to set up select committees to investigate the abuse of powers of this administration.

Their actions are not the ones of leaders of an opposing political party, unless those leaders are somehow under the thumb of Obama. Which leads to thoughts of blackmail.

And I'm not the only one who thinks so:

Matt Drudge thinks Boehner is being blackmailed based on NSA data about an alleged affair. Furthermore Mark Levin implied the reason Boehner is not investigating Benghazi is because he, Mark Levin, also believes Boehner is being blackmailed.

Truthfully, if they are being blackmailed, we wouldn't know exactly why. But still, from now on every time I see John Boehner cry, I will have to wonder if he is doing so because of what he might have done to young boys.

What do you think? Do you think their behavior might be explained by blackmail? All things being equal, which do you think is more likely,

  1. a) that Boehner and McConnell have been fighting Obama's policies all they can, or in any substantial degree, for that matter,
or

  1. b) that Boehner and McConnell have a thing for young boys?

(substantially altered version of this article published in AT)



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